tastefullyoffensive:

Sassy Cat [x]

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍
sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍
sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

(Source: peteneems)

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

(Source: epic-humor)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

my-peopleskills-arerusty:

no-im-not-me:

oblivious-cancer:

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

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Posting for two reasons 1. ^^^
2. Martin freeman

that made me realize that is martin freeman 

(Source: demons-do-exist)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom